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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the beaver say to the tree?","punchline":"It's been nice gnawing you.","id":166}
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Durostorum Bay is the 6.7 km wide bay indenting for 3.9 km Oscar II Coast in Graham Land southeast of Sandilh Point and northwest of Ranyari Point. It is part of Exasperation Inlet, formed as a result of the break-up of Larsen Ice Shelf in the area and the retreat of Pequod Glacier in the early 21st century, and named after the ancient town of Durostorum in Northeastern Bulgaria.
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Montecarlo is a department of the province of Misiones (Argentina). It borders the departments of Eldorado, Guaraní, Libertador General San Martín, San Pedro, and the Republic of Paraguay. The department has an area of 1,770 square kilometers, which is equivalent to 5.95% of the total area of the province. Its population is 38,317, according to the 2022 census (INDEC).
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