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Club Deportivo Atlético Mansillés is a Spanish football team based in Mansilla de las Mulas, León, in the autonomous community of Castile and León. Founded in 1953, they play in Tercera Federación – Group 8, holding home matches at Campo Municipal La Caldera, with a capacity of 1,000 people.
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