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Bulbophyllum atropurpureum is a species of orchid in the genus Bulbophyllum.
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Earl James Browne was an American professional baseball player and manager. An outfielder and first baseman, he threw and batted left-handed, stood 6 feet 0 inches (1.83 m) tall and weighed 175 pounds (79 kg). He was born in Louisville, Kentucky, and attended Manual High School in that city.
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