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{"slip": { "id": 188, "advice": "Measure twice, cut once."}}
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The Billy Taylor Touch is an album by American jazz pianist Billy Taylor released in 1958 on the Atlantic label and featuring seven tracks recorded in 1951 that were originally released on a 10-inch LP as Atlantic's Piano Panorama series along with four more tracks recorded in 1957.
"}{"fact":"The Maine Coon is 4 to 5 times larger than the Singapura, the smallest breed of cat.","length":84}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What do elves post on Social Media?","punchline":"Elf-ies.","id":401}
{"fact":"The claws on the cat\u2019s back paws aren\u2019t as sharp as the claws on the front paws because the claws in the back don\u2019t retract and, consequently, become worn.","length":155}
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The Otter light reconnaissance car, known officially by the British as \"Car, Light Reconnaissance, Canadian GM (R.A.C.)\", was a light armoured car produced in Canada during the Second World War for British and Commonwealth forces.
"}{"fact":"Unlike other cats, lions have a tuft of hair at the end of their tails.","length":71}
{"slip": { "id": 167, "advice": "No one knows anyone else in the way you do."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Is there a hole in your shoe?","punchline":"No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?","id":147}
{"slip": { "id": 125, "advice": "Why wait until valentines day for a romantic gesture?"}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches?","punchline":"They have no hands to knock on the door.","id":350}
{"slip": { "id": 116, "advice": "One of the top five regrets people have is that they didn't stay in contact with friends."}}
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Francisco Javier \"Javi\" García Fernández is a Spanish former professional footballer. A defensive midfielder by nature, he could also appear as a central defender.
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