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{"type":"standard","title":"Brickyard 400","displaytitle":"Brickyard 400","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q913496","titles":{"canonical":"Brickyard_400","normalized":"Brickyard 400","display":"Brickyard 400"},"pageid":681310,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e4/Brickyard_400_presented_by_PPG_logo.png","width":158,"height":158},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e4/Brickyard_400_presented_by_PPG_logo.png","width":158,"height":158},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1277366274","tid":"9830c896-f27b-11ef-9a1c-3d2f1da857fe","timestamp":"2025-02-24T06:50:12Z","description":"Auto race held in Indianapolis, United States","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brickyard_400","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brickyard_400?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brickyard_400?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Brickyard_400"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brickyard_400","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Brickyard_400","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brickyard_400?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Brickyard_400"}},"extract":"The Brickyard 400 is an annual NASCAR Cup Series points race held at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway in Speedway, Indiana. The inaugural race was held in 1994 and was the first race other than the Indianapolis 500 to be held at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway since 1916. In its inaugural running, the Brickyard 400 became NASCAR's most-attended event, drawing an estimated crowd of more than 250,000 spectators. The race also paid one of NASCAR's highest purses. From 1994 to 2020, the race was held on the 2.5-mile oval, for a distance of 400 miles. The race was put on hiatus for three years (2021–2023) in favor of the Verizon 200 at the Brickyard which was run on a combined road course and run a distance of 200-mile (321.869 km). The event returned to the oval for the 2024 season.","extract_html":"
The Brickyard 400 is an annual NASCAR Cup Series points race held at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway in Speedway, Indiana. The inaugural race was held in 1994 and was the first race other than the Indianapolis 500 to be held at the Indianapolis Motor Speedway since 1916. In its inaugural running, the Brickyard 400 became NASCAR's most-attended event, drawing an estimated crowd of more than 250,000 spectators. The race also paid one of NASCAR's highest purses. From 1994 to 2020, the race was held on the 2.5-mile oval, for a distance of 400 miles. The race was put on hiatus for three years (2021–2023) in favor of the Verizon 200 at the Brickyard which was run on a combined road course and run a distance of 200-mile (321.869 km). The event returned to the oval for the 2024 season.
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