{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}
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Tantsi z zirkamy is a Ukrainian dance competition show that premiered on October 7, 2006, on 1+1. The show is based on the British reality TV competition Strictly Come Dancing and is part of the Dancing with the Stars franchise.
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