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The 1942 USA Outdoor Track and Field Championships were organized by the Amateur Athletic Union (AAU) and served as the national championships in outdoor track and field for the United States.

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Thomas Turner Fauntleroy was a Virginia attorney, politician, slaver, and judge of the Virginia Supreme Court of Appeals.

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