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Smoke On Records is an independent record label from Germany which mainly publishes hip-hop music. The label specializes mostly in re-releasing 1990s records as well as new albums. Smoke On Records has released such artists as Nine, Killah Priest, Das EFX, Blahzay Blahzay, Artifacts and more.
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Egnate Tomas dze Ninoshvili was a Georgian writer and social democratic activist.
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